Here is a random thought
How do gossip girls take a dump themselves? By gossip girls I mean all these girls who pretend to be all that and if you mention anything close to shit, they cringe and die a gruesome death instantly. Some people say its due to the access use of the artificial evolutionarily adaptive expression refered to as 'EWWW', for men who spend their nights blogging the expression literally translates to you will never get laid. However, once you are met with the expression after mentioning shit, it makes you feel like your the only one in the world who does it the good old way and the rest of them have a different extremely cleaner way of excretion! If they really are as disgusted by it as they pretend to be I suppose they must have a horrible time in the bathroom, that explains why most of them are so anorexic! They don't eat to look sexy they don't eat because they fear the toilet! On a sidenote, everyboy who has issues with these pencil thin girls take it up with the creators of Popeye the Sailor Man because the it was in that cartoon that the image of an anorexic girl was promoted in the media as being attractively, namely in the shape of Olive Oyl. Poor girl probably had a lot of Spinach shit to deal with later on.
Here is a healthy non-pornographic exercise, imagine somebody, really anybody with a fake accent, a million designer purses, a supermodel body and excessive make up. Ideally, imagine somebody who you have a huge crush on, you will be over it in no time. Now really just think about being in the bathroom, how unrealistic is that thought thanks to all the million EWWWS you get even when you excuse yourself by saying, "be right back need to take a colossal shit". I really do imagine them cat walking into the bathroom screaming, "OMG I am not going to do this" and then reluctantly sit on the toilet seat as slowly the OMGs fade away along with the accent into pakistani screams of constipation. oooooooooooooh aaaaaaaaaaah eeeeeeeeeeee and then finally success *BLOOP*, at that moment I would expect a true gossip girl to really get up and start running away screaming IT WASN'T ME IT WASN'T ME!!
Conclusion: If you think I am disgusting, fuck you, your the one who got up without even cleaning it!
-Maila
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