Camel Rides

Now im sure everyones done this atleast once in their life if you live in Karachi and go to a beach I'm almost positive you've been on a camel ride. First off my advice, if you have a pair of balls, not unless you have a fetish for your genitals to be in pain DONT GET ON ONE! heres the scenario:

Camel: slow ass animal
Seat on camel: behind or on a hump
Surroundings whilst on a camel: Eventhough you're on a nice beach surrounded by fresh sea breeze and theres nothing but the sand and sea on the horizon all you'll smell whilst on a camel is camel ass
Texture: like a really rugged / rough carpet
Cost: upto about 100 rupees sometimes

Issue: now imagine yourself on an animal that seems like its limping, slower than the speed you walk at, whilst being seated on or behind something that keeps ramming or digging into your balls and when you gasp for air all you smell (or taste, if youre senses are extra receptive) is shit followed by a texture that feels like really thin needles poking through your clothes whilst all of this is happening simulataneously AND THEN AT THE END OF IT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT SHIT TOO ??????^*@$%&!? WTF?

Conclusion: Camels are assholes

-Danny.P